{"id":6235,"date":"2011-04-01T15:50:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T23:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=6235"},"modified":"2011-04-01T15:50:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T23:50:00","slug":"if-you-dont-look-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/if-you-dont-look-like-this\/","title":{"rendered":"If you don&#8217;t look like this &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6236\" title=\"Beer girl\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beer-girl.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"238\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beer-girl.jpg 238w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beer-girl-102x150.jpg 102w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Beer-girl-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/> &#8230; don&#8217;t even think about trying to book a hotel room on the Strip or in Downtown. <strong>Las Vegas<\/strong> doesn&#8217;t want you, although you <em>might<\/em> be permitted to stay out on the <strong>Boulder Strip<\/strong> or someplace really out of sight &#8230; like <strong>Aliante Station<\/strong> (which sits on the absolute northern edge of development, next door to miles and miles of empty desert &#8212; and that&#8217;s no exaggeration). In fact, I hear the <strong>TSA<\/strong> is going to start enforcing a two-tattoo minimum on passengers deplaning at <strong>McCarran International Airport<\/strong>. If they find one tramp-stamp or fewer (thanks to that new X-ray screening technology) they&#8217;re gonna pack your hide straight on back to Anytown, U.S.A.<\/p>\n<p>Happy April 1, everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; don&#8217;t even think about trying to book a hotel room on the Strip or in Downtown. Las Vegas doesn&#8217;t want you, although you might be permitted to stay out on the Boulder Strip or someplace really out of sight &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/if-you-dont-look-like-this\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[88,28,25,57,9,19,100],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6235"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6235"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6237,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6235\/revisions\/6237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}