{"id":679,"date":"2009-06-22T01:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T09:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/blogs\/dmckee\/index.cfm\/2009\/6\/22\/Peep-slow"},"modified":"2009-06-22T01:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T09:44:00","slug":"peep-slow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/peep-slow\/","title":{"rendered":""Peep" slow"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday night's 8 p.m. performance of Peepshow<\/em><\/a> played to an audience one might describe as "pitiful." If the auditorium was even half-full, I'll eat my hat. Planet Hollywood<\/strong> has got to be beseeching the heavens that the curiosity\/trainwreck factor of adding Holly Madison<\/strong> will get bums in the seats and that Shoshana Bean<\/strong> will keep them coming back. We're talking wing + prayer, folks.<\/p>\n

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Rump faction: Mel B<\/strong>. with the star of<\/em> Peepshow.<\/p>\n

If you've not seen "original cast" Peepshow<\/em>, I'll confine myself for now to two observations: A) it's a 75-minute tribute to Mel B<\/strong>.'s derriere — which is admittedly spectacular — and; B) Kelly Monaco<\/strong> has the easiest paycheck in show business. Her once — and future? — General Hospital<\/em> costar Nancy Lee Grah<\/a>n<\/strong> was sitting in front of us.<\/p>\n

As star sightings go, that wasn't quite up there with Rita Rudner<\/strong> taking in Sunday night's performance of Patti LuPone: The Gypsy in My Soul<\/em> at The Orleans<\/strong>. If a meteorite had, God forbid, fallen on the Orleans Showroom, Las Vegas' gay community would have been annihilated. The same projectile could strike Peepshow<\/em> and miss all four spectators in attendance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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