{"id":8059,"date":"2011-12-08T13:41:20","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T21:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=8059"},"modified":"2011-12-09T09:32:05","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T17:32:05","slug":"your-restaurant-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/your-restaurant-here\/","title":{"rendered":"[your restaurant here]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8060\" title=\"Comme \u00e7a\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Comme-\u00e7a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Comme-\u00e7a.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Comme-\u00e7a-150x103.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Comme-\u00e7a-300x206.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>Leave it to the marketing geniuses at <strong>Comme \u00e7a<\/strong> (in <strong>The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas<\/strong>) to come up with the dopiest &#8212; no, not &#8220;dopest,&#8221; <em>dopiest<\/em> &#8212; publicity photo of 2011. How do you publicize your fine, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/referenceguide-diningdetail.cfm?DiningID=1251\" target=\"_self\">French bistro<\/a> where New Year&#8217;s Eve <em>prix fixe<\/em> dinners go for <strong>$195<\/strong> a <em>tete<\/em>? Well, of course, you do so by depicting a pair of threesomes-to-be (phallic symbol oh-so-casually <!--more-->situated in the foreground) having cocktails &#8230; plus a few little triangles of bread, in a tableau that could have been staged in any of <em>hundreds<\/em> of places in <strong>Las Vegas<\/strong>. <em>Sacrebleu!<\/em> It&#8217;s a restaurant, you&#8217;re promoting, not a nightclub with slammin&#8217; bottle service, <em>mes gar\u00e7ons!<\/em> Gosh knows, there&#8217;s no marketing message in Vegas quite so unhackneyed as, &#8220;HOT CHICKS! (And a soup\u00e7on of miniscule appetizers, <em>peut-etre<\/em>.)&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Mais oui? Non!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it to the marketing geniuses at Comme \u00e7a (in The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas) to come up with the dopiest &#8212; no, not &#8220;dopest,&#8221; dopiest &#8212; publicity photo of 2011. How do you publicize your fine, French bistro where &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/your-restaurant-here\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[66,18,4,53,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8059"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8062,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8059\/revisions\/8062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}