{"id":841,"date":"2009-06-23T11:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T19:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/blogs\/dmckee\/index.cfm\/2009\/6\/23\/Not-what-the-doctor-ordered"},"modified":"2009-06-23T11:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T19:29:00","slug":"not-what-the-doctor-ordered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/not-what-the-doctor-ordered\/","title":{"rendered":"Not what the doctor ordered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"161\" height=\"195\" src=\"\/userfiles\/Image\/stewie-griffin.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/> While the Better Half and I managed to quaff at least some of the infamous <strong>bacon martini<\/strong> w\/o negative ramifications, we were not so fortunate with Sunday night&apos;s visit to a certain casino buffet. Suffice it to say that the carnitas cosseted a modest case of Montezuma&apos;s Revenge and that blogorrhea was KO&apos;d by otherrhea.<\/p>\n<p>So I&apos;m taking advantage of a 20-minute lull between a doctors&apos; visit and a trip to the dentist to bang this out. The big news in Vegas this morning is the collapse of a rebar column out at the <strong>McCarran International Airport<\/strong> expansion, injuring five. So far there have been no fatalities, thank God.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Bataan Death March <\/strong>of shows continues tonight with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/vacationplanner-showdetail.cfm?ShowID=494\" class=\"broken_link\"><em>Sin City Bad Girls<\/em><\/a> at the <strong>Las Vegas Hilton<\/strong>. I wriggled out of seeing <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/vacationplanner-showdetail.cfm?ShowID=509\" class=\"broken_link\">Todd Paul<\/a> at <strong>Hooters<\/strong> last night, though I hear he was very funny. (Hooters scares me; is death contagious?) Wednesday brings yet another visit to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/vacationplanner-showdetail.cfm?ShowID=368\" class=\"broken_link\"><em>Phantom of the Opera<\/em><\/a>, followed on Thursday by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/vacationplanner-showdetail.cfm?ShowID=481\" class=\"broken_link\"><em>Peepshow<\/em><\/a> 2.0 and a Friday pair of one-acts featuring members of <strong>Insurgo Theater Movement<\/strong>. After which, I will not leave my apartment for a long, long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While the Better Half and I managed to quaff at least some of the infamous bacon martini w\/o negative ramifications, we were not so fortunate with Sunday night&apos;s visit to a certain casino buffet. Suffice it to say that the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/not-what-the-doctor-ordered\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,28,18,4,6,12,9,100],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}