{"id":9282,"date":"2012-06-28T10:42:08","date_gmt":"2012-06-28T18:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=9282"},"modified":"2021-03-08T09:28:22","modified_gmt":"2021-03-08T17:28:22","slug":"the-face-of-lva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/the-face-of-lva\/","title":{"rendered":"The face of LVA; Local man curses electricity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reports of return (by me) have been greatly exaggerated. After knocking off two travel guides, a feature story and a book review over the last week, I&#8217;m practically having to prop my eyes open with toothpicks. And then there are a half-dozen &#8220;Question of the Day&#8221; queries to answer and a couple of <em>Desert Companion<\/em> profiles to file. <em>Uff da!<\/em> In the meantime, allow me to introduce you to &#8230;<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9283\" title=\"Mojo profile\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Mojo-profile.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Mojo-profile.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Mojo-profile-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Mojo-profile-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; <strong>Mojo<\/strong>, our resident iguana. She&#8217;s somewhat of a celebrity amongst <em>LVA<\/em> subscribers and has even been the subject of at least one &#8220;Question of the Day&#8221; herself. I took this portrait of her on <!--more-->my office balcony, where she suns herself from time to time &#8212; and occasionally crawls down the front of the building, creating havoc. However, \u00a0unlike our foster kitten, <strong>Goliath<\/strong>, Mojo doesn&#8217;t have much interest in my office <em>per se<\/em>. She&#8217;s wont to get bored with tanning and go storming off, either disrupting <strong>Anthony Curtis<\/strong>&#8216; office or rampaging down the stairwell and into the lobby, which has caused an awkward situation or two. Mostly she dwells in a large, two-story (by lizard dimensions) condo in a back office, subsisting on freshly prepared vegetable dishes &#8230; sort of like <strong>Steve Wynn<\/strong>, when you think about it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&#8217;s Not-Top Story<\/strong><br \/>\nAs every intelligent person now knows, <strong>CNN<\/strong> totally fell on its face (followed by <strong>National Public Radio<\/strong>, then <strong>Fox News<\/strong>) when breaking today&#8217;s big <strong>Supreme Court<\/strong> ruling. However, over at the <em>Las Vegas Review-Journal<\/em>, dethroned publisher <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-6067\" title=\"Sherm 4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Sherm-4-150x118.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"118\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Sherm-4-150x118.png 150w, https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Sherm-4.png 155w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>and resident technophobe <strong>Sherman Frederick<\/strong> went into one of his patented <strong>Luddite<\/strong> spiels, blaming the whole thing on <strong>Twitter <\/strong>and touting the reliability of established media. &#8220;<em>Even in this fast-paced world of electronic information, journalism still comes down to reliable, measured assessments<\/em>,&#8221; preferably rendered in hand-set type, I presume.\u00a0(He wrote this on his blog, further deepening the irony.) Three postscripts later, he finally heard that CNN dunnit. I guess cable television must seem awful newfangled to the man who once allegedly told staffers, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know about this <strong>Internet<\/strong> thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reports of return (by me) have been greatly exaggerated. After knocking off two travel guides, a feature story and a book review over the last week, I&#8217;m practically having to prop my eyes open with toothpicks. 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