{"id":9577,"date":"2012-09-04T09:41:05","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T17:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=9577"},"modified":"2012-09-04T09:41:05","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T17:41:05","slug":"our-long-national-nightmare-has-ended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/our-long-national-nightmare-has-ended\/","title":{"rendered":"Our long national nightmare has ended"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" codebase=\"https:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a8S1NOoxMY0?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a8S1NOoxMY0?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Last week, in fulfillment of the wishes of both <strong>New Jersey<\/strong> Gov. <strong>Chris Christie<\/strong> (R) and myself, the &#8220;reality&#8221; series <em>Jersey Shore<\/em> was mercifully canceled after six seasons (i.e., seven too many). In commemoration of the historic moment at which the Snookification of <strong>America<\/strong> was at least temporarily halted, we dip into the vaults of <em>The Jimmy Kimmel Show<\/em> and combine the talents of <strong>Gary Oldman<\/strong> with the surrealism that passed for life in the Garden State.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, in fulfillment of the wishes of both New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) and myself, the &#8220;reality&#8221; series Jersey Shore was mercifully canceled after six seasons (i.e., seven too many). In commemoration of the historic moment at which &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/our-long-national-nightmare-has-ended\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,140,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9578,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9577\/revisions\/9578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}