{"id":9603,"date":"2012-09-10T12:38:17","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T20:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/?p=9603"},"modified":"2012-09-10T12:43:22","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T20:43:22","slug":"quote-of-the-day-447","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/quote-of-the-day-447\/","title":{"rendered":"Quote of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"font: normal normal normal 11px\/normal arial; color: #333333; background-color: #f5f5f5; height: 340px;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"450\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #e5e5e5;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;\"><a style=\"color: #333; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Colbert Report<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align: right; font-weight: bold;\">Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;\" colspan=\"2\"><a style=\"color: #333; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/418915\/september-07-2012\/the-2012-people-s-party-congress-of-charlotte---youth-vote\" target=\"_blank\">The 2012 People&#8217;s Party Congress of Charlotte &#8211; Youth Vote<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px; background-color: #353535;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px; width: 512px; overflow: hidden; text-align: right;\" colspan=\"2\"><a style=\"color: #96deff; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.colbertnation.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px;\" colspan=\"2\"><object style=\"display: block;\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" codebase=\"https:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#000000\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"autoPlay=false\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:418915\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed style=\"display: block;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" src=\"https:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:418915\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" wmode=\"window\" flashvars=\"autoPlay=false\" bgcolor=\"#000000\"><\/embed><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 18px;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px;\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table style=\"text-align: center; height: 100%; margin: 0px;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 3px; width: 33%;\"><a style=\"font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/full-episodes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Colbert Report Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px; width: 33%;\"><a style=\"font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Political Humor &amp; Satire Blog<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px; width: 33%;\"><a style=\"font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video\" target=\"_blank\">Video Archive<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Life is too short for watching political conventions and <strong>MTV<\/strong> alike. 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We are not worthy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Colbert Report Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c The 2012 People&#8217;s Party Congress of Charlotte &#8211; Youth Vote www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor &amp; Satire Blog Video Archive Life is too short for watching political conventions and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/quote-of-the-day-447\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,4,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9603"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9605,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9603\/revisions\/9605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/stiffs-and-georges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}