The Kobe beef fraud

Makes the Champagne rip-off pale in comparison:

From Forbes.com

I've had "imposter" burgers (not in Vegas) that have tasted better than the regular burger.

Ho, hum...............Just like the rest of American advertisers. Tell us what we want to hear whether it's the truth or not. It's called "marketing, US style." It's actually "lying".

dup, sorry

Yes, they season with lots of pork lard.

For years I'd hear people talk about their Kobe beef and I always laughed because I knew the restriction on exportation -- that they didn't have real Kobe. Some places would say "Kobe style".

I always thought Kobe played for the Lakers

Ken, you Wag, yu.

They can call it what they want, tastes great......

Kobe sounds much more marketable than LFTB, BLBT, Pink slime or Soylent Green.