I now will be visiting Vegas once a year---for an ACG and LVA coupon raid. I'll stay midweek at some time when the annual Convention of Albino Left-Handed Proctologists isn't in town, run around doing matchplays and cashing in free play, and not give the bastards any action other than that.
Of course, during your visit, you'll be betting basketball, and why not. Put a bet down on Western Southern North Dakota Tech ("the Buffalo") to win it all. Drink heavily. Consume many cheap hot dogs. It's the American way!
