OUT OF THE WAY PHIL! BIG WIN COMING IN.
okay first of all, i went to atlantic city friday. i won, i went to bed up $125. ive never even had a loss that small in atlantic city so to have ANY win was a huge deal. i took some pictures, but for the most part got bored with alllllllllllllllll the nickel 4oaks i got so here are some more exciting wins:
10x multiplier, three threes, and zero connects
and i got this, which is a very insanely blurry picture AND its a game outside of my budget, which we will get to in a second.
now, why was i playing games outside my budget? well as it turns out, cyndyengland has begun a new career as a psychic.
uh hello......
i was down to $100. it was in the form of a $100 bill. i NEEDED to go to the room to shower get dressed and LEAVE to go to long island to see capital NEED TO GO NOW. i get to the elevator and do the "shit, i only have a $100 bill, i need change for the jitney, for the housekeepers tip......" blah.
so i turn around and there is a video keno machine. oh fine, i put the $100 in only i dont stop after one or two hands to get some change. i keep going. and going. degenerate gambler here, get your degenerate gambler here......
so i decide to stop at $40. i dont. i go one more. i hit "max bet" and then "erase" and then "quick pick" and finally, "start"
DING
DING
DING
DING
DING
DING
DING
DING
DING
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what
just
happened
my first w2g. i freaked out. i told anyone who spoke to me "IM FREAKING OUT". i got back to the room and freaked out. i had to call the front desk for a late check out and told HER "im freaking out".
i had to get dressed to leave, i HAD to go. capital were playing long island for crissakes, i need to GO but i could not breathe or function or stop shaking.
i tried to take cell phone pictures of the money and i did a bad job. i have camera pictures but im at my sisters and i dont want to upload them on her computer.
i couldnt get all the bills in the frame so i had to mush them all up together.
then i had to GO LETS GO CAPITAL ARE PLAYING LETS GO
i dont carry a wallet. i have a small bag that fits two packs of cigarettes, a tiny camera and a change purse. i could not fit five thousand dollars in there (dont tell me i could have gotten a check, i know this, i wasnt thinking, i was freaking out) so i had to roll it up and stick it inside a cigarette pack.
i rushed to caesars and had a few minutes so i played the ultimate x and got another $100.
bolted to the bus and when back in nyc, stopped off at an atm and deposited my money.
continued on to see capital.....who opened for crime in stereo........who played "the troubled stateside" in its entirety, this is one of my "if i were trapped on a desert island" albums.......and during capital, there was a fake kill your idols reunion. you dont need to know who that is, but you do need to know that i have a kill your idols tattoo, thats how much this meant to me.
what a very INSANE day.
i cant.
i can not.
special shout out to noahcat and her lucky glitter. it WORKS. i am just..........i can not...........i just can not.
