VP Slut

I’m a VP Slut, that is only looking for a good time.

I know this a slutty question that has been asked many times before. I have also looked on line to find other VP sluts like my self. I’ll admit it, I’m a VP slut that is just interested in one thing….

VP at the Bar….

I’ll pass on good looking hookers sitting next to me, coming on me, just to continue playing lousy VP at the bar.

I need some serious help everyone. I need intervention. I need help.

Please direct me to the promised land of decent VP play at the Bar, so I feel I am no longer a VP slut.

I know there are other VP sluts at the Four Queens, and MSS downtown.

But I am new to the hookers at Casino Royal, Terribles, Tuscanny, Ellis Island..

Yet, I am looking to upgrade my fetish towards the Orleans and Gold Cost.

I’m out of control!!!!!

Help me!!!!

I have sought help from interventional sites from the following, and they only leaving me wanting more…


vpfree2com

LVA VP Insider…



There is a place that promises me I can suppress my VP Slutty desires, but I wonder if they hold the cure..



Vpinsider.com

I need help…….. Help!!!!!

Only 5 quarters left between me and my next drink… Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
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Originally posted by: nmterlv
I’m a VP Slut, that is only looking for a good time.

I know this a slutty question that has been asked many times before. I have also looked on line to find other VP sluts like my self. I’ll admit it, I’m a VP slut that is just interested in one thing….

VP at the Bar….

I’ll pass on good looking hookers sitting next to me, coming on me, just to continue playing lousy VP at the bar.

I need some serious help everyone. I need intervention. I need help.

Please direct me to the promised land of decent VP play at the Bar, so I feel I am no longer a VP slut.

I know there are other VP sluts at the Four Queens, and MSS downtown.

But I am new to the hookers at Casino Royal, Terribles, Tuscanny, Ellis Island..

Yet, I am looking to upgrade my fetish towards the Orleans and Gold Cost.

I’m out of control!!!!!

Help me!!!!

I have sought help from interventional sites from the following, and they only leaving me wanting more…


vpfree2com

LVA VP Insider…



There is a place that promises me I can suppress my VP Slutty desires, but I wonder if they hold the cure..



Vpinsider.com

I need help…….. Help!!!!!

Only 5 quarters left between me and my next drink… Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!


It's okay Rob you just need to see your shrink and you will be okay.

I think that VPinsider.com is not a bad site. I'm a member there as well and I think that it has good information!

RecVPPlayer
I just checked the VPinsider website and it does have the information on where decent Bartop Video Poker is in the Las Vegas Metro area for $0.25 and up machines.

You would need to go to the Search function and click on all of the parameters that you are looking for (including that they are on Bartop machines only).

Happy hunting!

RecVPPlayer

There are a lot of bars at Southpoint with decent VP.
Of the casinos you mentioned, I found bartops with 99% or better games listed in vpFREE2.com for Tuscany, Orleans and Gold Coast.

You can do a basic search without logging in, but you must log in to search by machine type. (It's still free.) Under "Machines" chose "more..." and fill in your other parameters.
Thanks...

I was trying to be funny instead of simply asking the age old question that I'm sure has been asked a thousand times over, what is available for bartop VP play?

VPfree is very difficult and time consuming, but does give some info if you spend major time over repeated searches (I know, I did that with limted results). I think I try the VPinsider for $20 for 3 month subscription (for new members) a few months before our trip, then go on the yearly subscript if it works.

I'm also trying to find out what is generally available in bartop VP play in general on the strip and downtown.

I sometimes play at lower pay tables at the bar if it is within reason, for I love VP at the Bar.

I watched a youtube video today of side by side Royals at the Cosmopolitan Queue Bar.

Slowing down the youtube video, these two people were sitting next to each other at the bar and both got a royal flush within one spin of each other. They were playing 25cent VP full coin, one was JOB 8/5, and the other was DDB 9/6/4. Not too shabby for VP bartop in a place like the Cosmo at 25c!

In contrast, we will be staying at the Flamingo, and I cannot find anything about what their bartops are like. Yet, if the best VP they have is BP 7/5 at 25c, makes me wonder how bad their bartops are? Probably unplayable, like 6/5 bonus....

At least I know I can walk over and play VP 25c 8/5 jacks or 9/6 DDB at the Cosmo Queue bar. Also read something about the Book and Stable Bar being fun (Band?), but know nothing at to what it is.

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So, any coments about VP Bar play on the strip or downtown at the quarter level would be appreciated.
I'll play VP bartops, even if the table is reduced some, if not too awful.

I love VP bartops for the drink service, and people generally like to chat some at the bars. Kind of makes it like playing at table games, more social. I guess that makes me a VP Bartop Slut, hehe.

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BTW, I have read at the Wynn and Encore, no longer comp drinks at the VP bartops, yet they still comp out on the casino floor.

Weird?

The whole purpose of playing bartops is for the better drink service, in exchange of the reduced pay tables. Now Wynn and Encore wants you to PAY for your drinks at bartop VP, and they reward you by giving you lowered VP pay tables????.... makes no sense at all.

Someone, somehere, mentioned more casinos are starting to do this? I hope not!!!
If so, then why have them at all? Just rip them out.....for you'll never see me at one again, for even sluts have their limits!!!

You VP Slut!

Collecting more cash at the bar than a hooker.

You've given a whole to new meaning to handpay.

Reminds me of that old thread about the best VP in a Brothel.
Orleans bars for 8/5 BP are awesome...GC is great for 9/6 JOB over a .25 ...at a .25 it is 9/5 Progressive...Island BAr and sit by Ray great times!
HI Blade, alway love your coments.... Sooooo true........

This VP slut is a Dude, and I take my VP slutness very seriously when doing my thing at the VP Bartop. For I love to play, and I love to ramble on to any one with an ear. Yet, I can also be very quiet, if those around me want it that way....


Hi tslate, the Orleans will see about 1/2 of VP play that night doing what you say is there...
8/5 BP. The rest is playing NSU 99.73 Duces on the floor. I love 4-4 DW, and hate 3-4 Duces, just me..

I also hate BP, but will do it over JOB (I hate it the most). Yet, I started with JOB so I guess I cannot bash it too much, for that is how I got started..

We'll be at the GC for another night of exculive play at the Boyd's casino's. YeleeeeeelP

Will be dropping in for a quick VP 9/6 JOB bar play long enough to get a drink, and then back to the NSU duces... Yeleeeeeeeeelp....

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Most favoriable moment that made me the VP bartop Slut that I am today ......

Back in 2000, Tunica, at the Holywood Casino.

New the basics of JOB VP play, but nothing more, and avoided it excepts nickels.

I knew the bartops were 25c at $1.25 a pop....... Fuck it....... Do it...

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After that, I became a VP Bartop Slut.. for.............

Wow, Drinks come fast, and often.....

I like the room of the bar... Elbow room, nice...

People seem to talk... also nice...

And then I saw the TV's that were playing the NFL Tampa Bay Bucs against ?????

It doesn't matter who the BUCS were against, for they usually do poor.

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I just sat there and started remembering on that bar stool....


HERE I AM...... On Vacation, getting paid for these days off while I am gambling!!!
HERE I AM...... GAMBLING, at a BAR with VP
HERE I AM...... Getting free Drinks while playing VP at the Bar
HERE I AM...... Watching the BUCS play.......

And then it hit all at once....

HERE I AM Getting paid for this day off, drinking free drinks.. at a Bar, that has gambling (VP), and I am watching the BUCS on TV right in front of my eyes...

WTF??????????

All I get at home is Bucs, a beer, and not much more...... WTF?..... It doesn't get much better than that for me...

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And I have been a VP Bartop Slut ever since......

My most most memorable monment in a casino...

Yet, Still hoping for that Royal Flush...

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