Analogy Game, Round 19

Several good responses last round.
N'cat's "don't call me Bingo" made me laugh (again, hers are always the most funny)
Tonyrob's "Anyone with a few bucks can play" was good.
But I'm going with Larry's:
She's like Keno
She doesn't stop until she's approached everyone at the restaurant and asked them if they're interested!

Current scores:
Tonyrob-5
lhfried-5
CarBurpo-4
N’cat-3
debwils-1
Sue Casey-1
LindaP-1
JeffJetton-1

Round 19:

He's like going through security at McCarren airport...

this is going to be a GOOD one.
Must.
Alert.
CLV.

he's like going through security at McCarren: boring and handsy.

He can see right through you.

I can't top Sue's, so I won't even try. I just remember that going through security at McCarran was always a depressing experience for me because it meant that I was going back to New Jersey! But that was in a former life........YEAH.

Larry from Las Vegas, NV

Another vote for Sues. Not even gonna give it a whirl to top that

He's like security at McCarren...

You wait and wait and wait
You get checked out head to toe
Maybe some patting here or there
You just want it to be over. Such a waste.

He's like security at McCarren.............so I Opted Out.

He's like security at McCarren........... once you're undressed it's over in seconds.

Tonyrob