1) "At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out." 2) "This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list – finally they get to move up in the rankings." 3)"They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life." 4) "Donald Trump has a team of investigators researching his death certificate" 5) "I bet he regrets getting that location tracker on his I-Phone."