I'm just thinking ...

Hey Ken, what are the pay tables like in Maui?

I heard, if you can line up 3 onions in a row, pretty good!

At least in Hawaii a Secret Service Agent can get a good lei without it making National headlines!

Larry from Las Vegas, NV

Ooh, good stuff, guys!!

Terry, can you just see the Kohala Coast or Princeville marred with a McHa$$ah'$?!?!

Ken, please tell. Exactly, what are you thinking?

A Texan also, and Vegas does not feel any hotter than home. Of course I'm not silly enough to be caught on the strip during August..............or any other month. The AC at Red Rock works fine in August.

"Gunga galunga ... gunga ... gunga galunga."

Transaltion for anyone who does not speak Ken.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gunga%20Galunga

Gunga Galunga
Originally a Tibetan expression of peaceful dismay used after making an errant golfshot.

Sometimes pronounced Gunga Lagunga.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

For those of you who have trouble following Lisa's convoluted, complex posts:

It's a line from the movie, Caddyshack.

Convoluted??? LOL

Edited to add.
My highschool freshman English teacher would have loved you, vocabulary boy.