Name the commercial the line is from

Forest fires.

"99 and 44/100% pure"

I remember that one from “Ivory Soap”

“Pick __________. We’ll pick you up”

“Pick __________. We’ll pick you up”

I think that I saw that on a card handed to me by a Porn Slapper on the Strip!

Actually, it's Enterprise Rent-A-Car

"My Wife, I think I'll keep her"

"My Wife, I think I'll keep her"

That was a tough one . I think it was Geritol.



Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less.

Miller Lite.

You can't take the country out of ___________

I remember that one. Salem cigarettes.

You can take Salem out of the country, but you can't take the country out of Salem.


How 'bout:

No rules, just right

I think that’s Outback Steakhouse

Then there’s:

“Not exactly”

Hertz's car rental.

"There I was, there I was.....in the Congo."
"My mother makes the best brisket"
Both lines are from the same commercial.



Glasses can affect your vision; especially when they have been emptied several times......

I think that was Bud Dry. Are they even making that anymore?



Slightly ahead of its time

I think it's Panasonic although the line that I remember is:

Just slightly ahead of our time

New line:

Does she or doesn't she?