Well, I'd better tell because I was counting on you. It's Chris LeDoux as you guessed, and the song is "Five Dollar Fine":
We got a five dollar fine for whinin',
We tell you before you come in;
So if you don't feel inclined to have a good time,
Please come back and see us again.
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Okay, here's an easier one:
I took off for a weekend last month
Just to try and recall the whole year,
All of the faces and all of the places,
Wonderin’ where they all disappeared...