Re: the question, the bed, yes for tv and yes because the bed for me is more comfortable than the chair. Sometimes I will keep on the cart and pull it up to the bed.
Re: the remote, I bring a mini pack of clorox (BLEACH!) wipes (10 in a pack) for every room I book in Vegas. (I've got a lot of double booking going on so I'm packing about 6 packs). I use one wipe for one side of the remote and then use a another wipe for the other side. I let it dry and clean a second time with a third wipe. Remaining 7 I use for the rest of the room, including the bathroom, the inside of drawers where I'm to put my clothes and the phones. Sounds involved but I've got the process down to about five minutes.
I use to spray my remotes with Lysol -- spray, sit for a minute, wipe dry and repeat -- but one time, well, that kind of temporarily messed up the remote.
When I travel for work and forget my Clorox packs, I use the CLV method, i.e., I use the ice bucket bag.