1. bucket list 2. on steroids (as in, "it's like high-speed internet ... on steroids" 3. shut the front door 4. totes 5. I mean (Once you become aware of how often people engaged in conversation begin sentences with this phrase, it will drive you mad.)
Noahcat, I consider epic acceptable under a certain age (20, maybe) and must confess to an age-inappropriate fondness for the term epic fail. But, I feel your pain.