The BerfErD home desktop PC decided to take the silicon nap. Since most computers are considered outdated dinosaurs by the time they hit the marketplace my 9 year old Gateway did well to faithfully serve that long. The poor thing would not wake up from sleep mode and after a new power up the hard disk sounded like a small outboard motor putt putting while trying to access the data.
I did a little online shopping and found the cheapest available desktop that would provide all the functions we need. It was surprisingly about 25% the cost of what I paid for my previous desktop almost a decade ago.
The zinger was applied when paying for the computer. I expected the mandatory sales pitch for all the peripherals but I thought I had the warranty option under control. I was told the warranty that came with the purchase was not what it seemed. The product info stated: “Warranty and Support – 1 Yr In-Home Service, Parts and Labour- Next business Day”. The translation I was given after a further investigation is that when you are in your home at your computer you can call some guy named Peggy and he will get back to you within one business day. Peggy can then have you run diagnostic rituals right there in home.
I misunderstood the original meaning and though it was like a washer dryer in-Home service warranty. Needless to say I stepped up for the extended carry-in warranty so I could hand deliver my problem PC to some guy named Bill rather than box and ship my components to wherever Peggy might be located.
Come to think of it I’m not sure I would really hanker after In-Home service from Peggy electronically or not.
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