Word Game, Week 1, "One Up Me"

Explanation: yesterday, N'cat sent me a link to "OneUpMe.com" a word game of analogies.
The game is simple. It starts with "He's like **word or phrase**" or "She's like **word or phrase**" and people have to finish it.

Example: She's like bottled water....
Winners were "She half-drunk and rolling around in the back seat of a car"
and
"She claims to be pure but her top easily comes off"

I thought we'd do it here, see if people are interested. We'll run it for a week and then do a new one (if it catches on). The difference for us: Vegas theme! We'll alternate genders.

Week 1's Analogy.
We'll start easy.

She's like Vegas:

What's your answer?
(You can enter more than once! -- not sure how we'll pick winners or if there's a prize).

Note:
This game was made up by Jessie Eisenberg of The Social Network Fame and available via Facebook but I figure we could tweek it to LVA and casino themes.

Here's another I liked to help you understand

SHE"S LIKE A SPIDER

she doesn't know about all my previous crushes

doesn't have a decent bone in her body

She got smashed, and spilled her guts

She said she'd never hurt a fly. She lied.

it seems like she's always hanging on by a thread

comes with strings attached

When saw her in my boyfriend's bed I freaked out

the reason our house got Raided

Her mantra is Eat Prey, Love

her fly always gets stuck


She makes her own killer threads

Able to work on the fly

pulls things out of her butt when she needs to

I wouldn't want to be a fly on her wall

arachnophobic and hates herself for it?--------?- My favorite

If I ever catch her in my room, I'll kill her.

people may fear her but she's got no backbone

her life is hanging by a thread

always dropping in unexpectedly

SHE'S LIKE VEGAS ...... up for anything, anytime.

She's like Vegas:

You think you're getting a free show, but by the end of the weekend, she's got all your money.

She's like Vegas:

Any time I visit her, I lose!

Cold in the Winter but OH SO HOT in the Summer!

Slots and Slots of Fun

She's like Vegas:

Overbuilt and Flashy

She's like Vegas:

She actually has her own website so people can discuss her and get information about her.

Some chances to one up me. You'll see my basic idea, but I don't think it's polished yet:

She's like Vegas.
She never forgave and never forgot. What happened to her, stayed with her.

or

She's like Vegas.
She never talked about her mental breakdown. What happens in her, stays in her.

She's like Vegas -

Tight Slots

I really really tried to resist . . .

Tonyrob