Babylon Bee News -- While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs: (1)-They instinctively know only mommy has breasts: First point goes to the babies.-(2)- They firmly refused to wear government-mandated face masks: Babies follow the science.-(3)- Babies know that a grown man falling up the stairs of Air Force One is really funny and want to see it again and again: Adorable and smart.-(4) - They do not eat kale: Only dumb libs eat kale. Babies win again.-(5)-A baby has never said, "True communism has never been tried.": Their brilliance towers over the poor liberals.-(6)- Babies do not enact segregation based on skin color: Another loss for the libs.-(7)- They have never once voted to limit Second Amendment rights: Yet again, babies come out on top. -(8)-Babies poop themselves, but don't try to pretend like they didn't: You weren't fooling anyone, Joe.-(9)- Babies have never raised your taxes: They understand that taxation is theft.-(10)- Babies somehow know abortion is wrong: Wow. Babies are just running the table here.
