The 2028 DemocRAT Ticket - Word Salad on Steroids

 Looks like the cackling hyena Harris and the equally vapid AOC will be the proud DemocRAT Presidential ticket, and brainwashed DemocRATs will vote for these two morons. 

And asshole pedo rapists will vote MAGA.

Incorrect, Pelosi already coronated Newsome and what she says goes even though she is on the way out.  She's been grooming him "since before he was born" in her own words.  Grooming likely some kind of satanic baby killing and eating rituals and probably worse.

The Democrats will as always, accept more BOHICA from their geriatric leadership and bend the knee and ask for more since they cannot think for themselves and need their hand held to the ballot box.

I could see Newsome AOC as a ticket, Gavin riding AOC like a donkey with her giant teeth braying VOTE EARLY VOTE OFTEN!

Think for themselves 🤔 You are the guy that got the polar opposite of every thing you claimed you were voting for.

affordability - This was the central argument you made as the reason to vote for Trump and you said you were barely getting by with Biden's prices. Trump promised to lower prices on day one.  Instead he raised them on day one and keeps rasing them on whims.

 No more foreign wars - This was another big one for you.  I note we are still in Ukraine which again Trump promised he would end in a day because he is so macho, Putin is a bro and respects him deeply. Now we are in tom's favorite country Venezuela and we are deeply involved in Israel's affairs which has sucked us into Gaza and Iran. And that is not all as Trump has military ambitions in Cuba, Greenland and apparently Canada.  Say what you will about Joe but at least he got us out of Afghanistan.

Censorship - Trump is engaging in a major government censorship campaign on both the public airwaves, the Internet and public libraries. It is also really important to wipe away any mention of slavery at historic sites, history books and museums.  According to MAGA it makes white folks feel guilty when we see that stuff.

Pedo - Now here is where you discovered that the Pedos and the Pedo Protectors are Trump and pretty much any member of the Republican Party. Look at how many past and current members of Trump's inner circle are in the Epstein files. This means you want to protect the pedos too.Laura Ingraham summed up the MAGA position best, pedophilia is not so bad if the girls are at least 13 and they are being raped by Trump's billionaire buddies. 

When you truly want to see someone that can't think for themselves, take a long hard look into the mirror.

Iggo is secretly ashamed of his support for the Orange Pedo Rapist and the horrible damage he's doing to America, but he won't admit it to himself. That would take balls, which he ain't got.

Yeah - those carzy out-of-touch  Democrats.   They might do something really radical - like put universal tariffs on everything  or start a trade war with Canada.

Not this Democrat.....I'd have a couple Molson or Mooseheads with our Northern neighbors.  

Mark is spot on, with details, hilarious!

Reminds me of 2020, when right-wing media was telling MAGA that libs are idiots because they vote for a straightline Dem ticket. A handyman acquaintance of mine was regurgitating that narrative to me, saying they don't even bother to research the issues. Keep in mind, this guy doesn't know how to use the internet. I asked him which Dems he was voting for, and he said, "None! I'm voting all Republican." I asked which Dems he did research on, he stopped talking about it, and he asked me, "What about Hunter?"

Haha, MAGA, such a lack of self-awareness.

Right Aaron?

That would be a poor choice for the Dems to make. That is a losing ticket. 

That guy sounds like he's dumber than a box of rocks. I've had many, many such conversations with MAGAs. Trump indeed loves the stupid, and they love him right back.