23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border

According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.- Your grandma's computer password -Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago -Epstein's prison cell- Thermal exhaust ports on the death star- An unlocked car in Chicago- Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden -Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock- Trusting in works for salvation Rings of Power Season 2 -The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand- Ashley Biden's diary- The word of a Spaniard- Hunter's laptop- Elections in Philadelphia- Ben and J-Lo's marriage-German gas prices- California's electric grid -Your lunch in the break room fridge -A cheeseburger in front of your mom- A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden- Big tech's handling of your data- Your 401k- Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world

Edited on Sep 14, 2022 1:38pm

Wow..."the word of a Spaniard"...how disgustingly racist.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Wow..."the word of a Spaniard"...how disgustingly racist.


 Once again, "Liz" is wrong - Racist - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms - Vocabulary.comhttps://www.vocabulary.com › dictionary › racist A person who believes one race is better than another is racist. Racists discriminate against other races.

Originally posted by: David Miller

 Once again, "Liz" is wrong - Racist - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms - Vocabulary.comhttps://www.vocabulary.com › dictionary › racist A person who believes one race is better than another is racist. Racists discriminate against other races.


Splitting hairs. Call it being culturally insensitive if you wish. It's still an asshole thing to say.


Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Splitting hairs. Call it being culturally insensitive if you wish. It's still an asshole thing to say.


 You can't get your lies straight - typical lying liberal

David you should know, when a liberal has nothing, they use the race card! Pathetic 

Edited on Sep 14, 2022 5:36pm

You mean the wall didnt secure the border?     Bummer.   Maybe next time Mexico can build it instead of Steve Bannon.   

Originally posted by: David Miller

 Once again, "Liz" is wrong - Racist - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms - Vocabulary.comhttps://www.vocabulary.com › dictionary › racist A person who believes one race is better than another is racist. Racists discriminate against other races.


Okay, let's use the word "bigot." Although "bigoted bitter loser who never made anything of himself" might be more accrurate.

 Use whatever word you want, it doesn't matter. I delibertly did not post the source of my post and I got the results I knew I would. The 23 things came from a satire from the Babylon Bee -https://babylonbee.com/news/23-things-more-secure-than-the-southern-border -----Satire is the use of humor or exaggeration in order to show how foolish or wicked some people's behavior or ideas are.

Edited on Sep 14, 2022 7:23pm
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