According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.- Your grandma's computer password -Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago -Epstein's prison cell- Thermal exhaust ports on the death star- An unlocked car in Chicago- Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden -Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock- Trusting in works for salvation Rings of Power Season 2 -The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand- Ashley Biden's diary- The word of a Spaniard- Hunter's laptop- Elections in Philadelphia- Ben and J-Lo's marriage-German gas prices- California's electric grid -Your lunch in the break room fridge -A cheeseburger in front of your mom- A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden- Big tech's handling of your data- Your 401k- Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world