(1)--- Barack Obama: Write a new memoir every year. --(2)--- Bernie Sanders: Charge exorbitant fees to give speeches on the evils of capitalism.--(3)---Joe Biden: Launder American taxpayer dollars through energy companies in Ukraine.--(4)---John Kerry: Tell everyone the weather will kill them if they don't give you all their money.--(5)---Al Gore: Produce An Even Inconvenient-er Truth to finish out your epic trilogy --(6)---Nancy Pelosi: Use your position in Congress as a platform to commit insider trading. --(7)---All other members of Congress: Buy the stocks Nancy Pelosi buys.
