All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead

NEW YORK, NY - All charges of sex trafficking and racketeering against rapper and business mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs were formally dropped Thursday
after he admitted he was just a knucklehead "Look, I can be a bit of a knucklehead at times," Diddy said as he addressed the
court. "What can I say? Ope!"

 

Seems legit.  Solid news source, The Babylon Bee!

Originally posted by: Aaron

NEW YORK, NY - All charges of sex trafficking and racketeering against rapper and business mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs were formally dropped Thursday
after he admitted he was just a knucklehead "Look, I can be a bit of a knucklehead at times," Diddy said as he addressed the
court. "What can I say? Ope!"

 

Seems legit.  Solid news source, The Babylon Bee!


You know, those Babylon Bee guys style themselves as comedic satire, but the sad truth is, 99% of their stuff isn't even sort of funny.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

You know, those Babylon Bee guys style themselves as comedic satire, but the sad truth is, 99% of their stuff isn't even sort of funny.


Oh, that's because the left can't meme, and are so weird they can't understand humor because their panties are in such a wad and drenched in salt they're too busy trying to pick them out of their prolapsed and gaping backside.

Originally posted by: Aaron

Oh, that's because the left can't meme, and are so weird they can't understand humor because their panties are in such a wad and drenched in salt they're too busy trying to pick them out of their prolapsed and gaping backside.


The Babylon Bee is not "the left."

 

Duh.


Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

The Babylon Bee is not "the left."

 

Duh.


Keep picking.  You'll succeed removing that thong at some point. Maybe find your wife's boyfriend's Apple Watch.

Why are right-wingers so amazingly unfunny? Can you name a single genuinely funny right wing comedian? 

 

Libertarian PJ O'Rourke was a genius writer, but that was back when libertarians were sane.

Originally posted by: Aaron

Oh, that's because the left can't meme


I had no idea that MAGA finds memes so impressive, I learned from David that they believe they are a reliable news source, but the high regard that MAGA has for them is pretty weird. To the point they think the above statement is a scathing insult - just wow.

Originally posted by: MaxFlavor

I had no idea that MAGA finds memes so impressive, I learned from David that they believe they are a reliable news source, but the high regard that MAGA has for them is pretty weird. To the point they think the above statement is a scathing insult - just wow.


We on the "left" have gotta admit, we don't do idiot propaganda the way those on the right do. That's their skill set.

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