The Turd recently announced on Trooty Troot Antisocial that thanks to his National Guard invasion, parking tickets had dropped by twenty percent.
An NPR commentator observed that the drop could have been caused by the concurrent 20% drop in visitation.
Trump immediately sent a troop of otherwise idle ICE agents to burn down the reporter's house. Turns out her last name is "Hernandez," so...there you go.
Trump was eager to cite the drop in parking tickets as evidence of the glory and effectiveness of his war on DC violent crime. "Parking tickets can be violent, you know. Sometimes people get angry and rip them up. Then they throw them in the ground. That's littering. That's why my storm troopers are picking up all that litter. And George Washington won the Revolutionary War by taking over all the airports."