Originally posted by: MisterPicture
Here's mine: Trump cancels and runs away from the debates like a little bitch. Because no fair rules. And CNN. And trials.
Or when the President acquits himself well, it will be "Biden's on powerful drugs!"
And needless to say, when President Biden takes a few days off before the debates to prepare, like just about every other post-1960 presidential nominee in history, it will be the worst thing ever.
Trump won't like the rule that he has to shut the fuck up while Biden is talking, and he'll try repeatedly to violate it. He probably will get away with it.
As far as the actual debate goes, there won't really be one. Biden will answer the questions asked. Trump will ramble and babble, insult and threaten people, essentially ignoring the questions.
I agree with you about the conservitard interpretation of the results. If Biden stammers or stutters even once, it will be replayed endlessly on Fuck.News et al. If he gives a polished performance, yeah, it was his handlers pumping him full of drugs.