By now, you've all heard about the highly effective Covid medication developed by Pfizer. Soon, it'll be available to the general public, saving X number of no-vaxxers from their own stupidity. Yay science (you know, that thing that Republicans hate)!
There's an inevitable consequent development. Some raving nut conspiracy theorist--let's call him Mister No-Pill (MNP)--will tell anyone who will listen that the Pfizer pill will turn you into a newt, change your gender, or turn you into a zombie slave of Bill Gates. He will, of course, create an amateurish video and post it on Facebook for all to see. Eventually, Mother Tucker or some other prominent asshole will pick up on it and broadcast it for the world to see ("What does that even mean???").
MNP will solicit contributions from viewers to help stop the socialist (socialist! SOCIALIST! SOOOOOOCIALIST!!!!!) Pfizer pill conspiracy. He will, however, buy 1,000 of those pills to keep at home in his medicine cabinet...paid for by...people who contribute to his anti-pill website.
(And of course, one of our most prominent and distinguished frequent posters (to whom could I be referring?) will share this guy's Facebook video with us.)