The Battle of the Liars: Vance vs. Rubio

The debate is already on in the Republipig party: who will be the 2028 candidate: the cat-eater or Florida Man? Apparently, Vance's enthusiastic support for Trump's "Starve the Democrats" policy has turned off some Republicans, given Vance's "Oh, I grew up a poor hillbilly" shtick. So while VPs are natural candidates, Vance's popularity started at the bottom and is going downward.

Which do you think? Or will the MAGAs prop up someone else? It seems to me that there aren't a lot of likely candidates.

Probably Vance.  Who do you think the DNC will coronate for you to vote for?  

Newsom is likely though the DNC is probably fermenting some nasty concoction of communism and liberal stew in some name we haven't heard of yet.  Nothing for you to worry about, you'll be told who to vote for...and you will.  

Oh, stop bleating about all them "commies." That was old seven decades ago. And for what it's worth, since you seem obsessed with the concept: there's nothing inherently wrong with communism other than its inefficiency; furthermore, there are and have been only two actual communist nations in the history of the world. The rest were just dictatorships who called themselves communists.

Newsom is certainly the front-runner, but it's early. I can say for a certainty that it'll be a middle-aged white man: no WOOMUNS or DARKIES. There's enough time that somebody may rise up from total obscurity, like Clinton and Obama did. 

It's only MAGA that gets "told who to vote for." And boy, do they obey! Rapist, pedo, thief, traitor, murderer--they all vote for their orange god regardless!

We almost certainly won't be offered an actual choice--it'll be A) evil Trump lackey or B) Democrat whoever. That relegates our choices to B) or C) just stay home. Here in Oregon, we would never vote MAGA, but it's easy to vote with mail-in ballots, so we have high voter turnout.

  So sayeth comrad Lewis....

What's wrong with actual communism? Again, I'm not referring to a dictatorship that calls itself communist, like Russia or China.

Poor Aaron is still voting for the people that abused him. Aaron complains he can't afford food, so Trump promises to lower food prices.  After Trump gets Aaron's vote, he immediately enacts polices to raise food prices. 

Aaron says Democrats are pedos so he says he is voting for Trump. Turns out Trump likes to diddle teen girls. In fact, you could call him the best friend of 14 -15 year old kid diddlers. From the Tate brothers to Matt Gaetz as AG, Trump has never met a kid diddler he didn't like.

Aaron says he doesn't like Biden's "warmongering" and that Trump is America first, so he is voting for him. Trump renamed the Depart of Defense the Department of War, got involved in the Israeli conflict, is making plans to invade Venezuela and wants to put active duty military in every city.

Aaron has it all wrong. It is him that is told he isn't getting what he voted for so tough shit. Aaron swallows that tough lump of shit and begs, thank you sir can I please have another one. 

I guess Aaron is just the typical dumber than a sack of hammers MAGA as he votes against his intrests every time.  Republicans need good dependable voters that don't ask questions like Aaron.