Biden impeachment inquiry: The reviews are in!

But I'll just cite some from the right-wing press:

Fox News Steve Doocy: “You don't actually have any facts to that point. You've got some circumstantial evidence . . . And the other thing is, of all those names, the one person who didn’t profit is—there's no evidence that Joe Biden did anything illegally.” 

Sebastian Gorka:  “Comer is failing in his efforts to investigate” President Biden, called Chairman Comer’s supposed findings “crap—he’s reporting stuff that we knew 2 years ago,” and said that Chairman Comer’s Biden probe is “pathetic.”

Breitbart editor Emma Jo-Morris criticized Chairman Comer for promoting bribery allegations against President Biden even though he has “not shown [proof] to the public,” while Steve Bannon also lambasted Chairman Comer for failing to provide evidence to support his bribery allegations, saying of Chairman Comer, “You’re not serious.  It’s all performative.”

Fox News Neil Cavuto: “I don’t know what was achieved over these last six-plus hours,” Cavuto said at the top of his show...The promise of explosive testimony and proof . . . did not materialize today."

And Jonathan Turley was one of the three Republican witnesses on day one. Check out this interaction:

AOC: Mr. Turley, simple question for you. In your testimony today, are you presenting any first-hand witness account of crimes committed by the president of the United States? 

Turley: No, I'm not.

Fizzle.

Don't give up on those evil R's just yet, fellas; it's OK to say we lost the first round, though. The red lettering for emphasis is chic,too.

  Here is what is coming -- https://www.facebook.com/reel/344524247940752

Well, I agree this was an evil undertaking...but it was far more a stupid undertaking. And I think those R's whose most salient feature is their stupidity (as opposed to their evil nature) have already shot their wad here. The true evil R crusaders will probably pursue this farce until long after it's dead and reeking, but they can't get very far without the stupes. And those have already wandered off to watch Spongebob on the Cartoon Channel.

There isn't a second round when one fighter gets repeatedly hammered to the canvas in the first round.

"Realize that the Department of Justice knew about all of this, has known about all of this for years   ---  https://www.facebook.com/reel/1011970150219955

The media network sued for 760 million dollars for selling  Republican lies wont even touch this whopper.  

Thats a real shit sandwich for the Matt Gaetz / David Miller caucus.   But dont worry.   You'll always have Bengazhi.

       When P-athetic J-erk Stroh woke up thhis morning -  https://www.facebook.com/100090415255979/videos/1088761728775712/

Amazing, ain't it, that a little ol' three-quarters-of-a-billion-dollar loss can make even Fox News develop an aversion to lying?

The red was chic? I guess you get snarky about style, when you have nothing of substance.