Joe and Jill decided to have a gourmet meal out on Friday night. Very kind waitress welcomes them in and seats them. When the waitress returns for their order she asks "Ms President what would you like to enjoy tonight"? Jill reponds "I think I will have the steak" waitress responds "for your vegetable"? "He would like the steak as well"
Hyuk hyuk. Now, for the sake of journalistic balance, would you like to hear why Trump thinks we won the Revolutionary War (and my widdle story will, unlike yours, be true!)?
A dullard, a dimwit, and a cult member all walk into a bar and the bartender says...........
...Hi rdwoodpecker!
It’s a joke guys, lighten up it’s the weekend.
I confess it was 🤣.
A dullard, a dimwit, and a cult member all walk into a bar and the bartender says.-- Hi Biden, Nadler and AOC ....
I thought it seemed fairly realistic. Followed by Jill saying "I just wanted to be the First Lady so bad, I had to put him through this."
Q. How many MAGAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None.They stay in the dark because tRump said the lightbulb isn't burned out.
They just found out that it was David Miller who wrote his name in the snow.
But it was in Donald Trump's handwriting!
