The Big Hoax is about to hit Florida

Everybody get your sharpies ready.   The big hoax is about to spank the Florida coast.

Here comes Hurricane Helene

And dont forget to put on your drag queen boots.

Better yet - book a flight to Cancun.

     Or you could sit at home and run your mouth as you make light of others plight

Did you look at the photos? DeSantis dressed up in go-go boots and Cruz jetted off to Cancun.

     And you sitting there running your mouth...

By facing east and farting, Ron DeSantis has put the entire Florida Gulf Coast in danger.