A bit of humor

One of the traitors that died at the Capitol had a heart attack after he accidentally repeatedly zapped himself with a taser he was carrying. There are reports he was tasering his own testicles, which I really hope is true.

 

And a traitor who was trampled to death by her fellow traitors was displaying the Gadsden Flag, i.e. "Don't Tread On Me."

 

I am laughing, and I don't feel bad about it in the least. 

Edited on Jan 9, 2021 9:34am
Originally posted by: MisterPicture

One of the traitors that died at the Capitol had a heart attack after he accidentally repeatedly zapped himself with a taser he was carrying. There are reports he was tasering his own testicles, which I really hope is true.

 

And a traitor who was trampled to death by her fellow traitors was displaying the Gadsden Flag, i.e. "Don't Tread On Me."

 

I am laughing, and I don't feel bad about it in the least. 


Self-correcting errors.

 

Candy

It is really funny reading all the White House staffers complaing about how they won't be able to get jobs because of Donnie's attempted coup. 

 

I was on Breitbart a few minutes ago. It was hilarious all their users were crying communism because a private company, Twitter, banned Trump for repeated violations of their TOS.  Most of them also said breaking into the capital building, calling for Mike Pence to be executed, killing people along the way and smearing feces all over the walls was simply the patriot way of expressing freedom of speech.

 

 

 

Edited on Jan 9, 2021 1:19pm
Originally posted by: O2bnVegas

Self-correcting errors.

 

Candy


There's not nearly enough karmic justice in the world. It's refreshing to see that the Murderous MAGA Moron March included two top contenders for this year's Darwin Awards.

 

And while it's mean to celebrate the death of others...oh, screw it! Schadenfreude! Happy happy happy! *dance dance dance* Two fewer scumbags in the world!


Iread ans article online earlier that talked about a newly installed HOR that was asked why she didn't back the President. Another talked about Lindsay Graham being called a traitor for not backing the President's election farce.

No one including public figures deserve to be harrassed like this.

In the first case, she just started and can't be held responsible for what's happening now.

In Graham's case, he doesn't deserve it either, but if you enable someone, prepare to be blamed. During the primaries he called Trump a liar and a nutcase. After the election they became golf buddies and Graham never said a thing. He just acted like the good lapdog he'd become. I lean right more than left, but one thing that's pissing me off about both sides is that if you don't agree, you're the enemy! This is the United States sports fans. This country was built on discent, differing opinions and compromise. Not the prominent party ruling. 

I hope we get this right in the future.

 

Another funny I found:

 

“Daddy isn’t coming home, kids. He’s going to federal prison,” mommy says.

 

“Why,” ask the kids.

 

“Well, he read some idiots on the internet and abandoned the family for Washington to storm the Capitol and live-streamed it,” mommy replied.

A couple of funny things came out today.

 

1. It was disclosed that Lindsey Grahm had a hissy fit while the capital was under siege and went off on capital police officers for failing to protect him from the attack his golfing buddy incited.

 

2.  Bill Belichick said thanks but no thanks to Donnie giving him the Medal of Freedom.  

 

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