Bombshell report! David Miller to replace Vance as Trump's VP pick

FOX NOOZE 8/1/24: Alarmed at recent polls showing that his chances of winning the election are dropping like a rock, Donald Trump attempted to fix the blame on someone other than himself, and his gaze fell on JD Vance. "He's just not enough of an asshole to suit my taste." Trump said in a news conference. "I've found someone who's a frequent, I guess you might even say chronic, poster on a forum called 'The Kitchen Sink.' This guy is the biggest asshole in the history of the world."

Trump went on to extol LVA poster David Miller's MAGA virtues, including "He's shown incredible loyalty to me over the years, he believes everything I tell him, and he is really good at shining my shoes with his tongue." Trump added that the $200 a month he plans to pay Miller "Will come in handy for him, since he's lost so much money in Vegas over the last couple of years."

Vance said that while he was disappointed by Trump's decision, this development would allow him the spare time to find "A childless cat lady to make babies with me."

It must be true because I read the same thing on my FaceBook feed.

Isn't this a personal attack on David and nothing more?

 No, this is a serious and thoughtful conversation between men of culture.

  I find this latest post by Lewis as being rather amusing. A narcissist such as Lewis hates that he can not control me, no matter what tactic he takes.  -- He has a narcissist personality disorder; -Narcissistic personality disorder involves a pattern of self-centered, arrogant thinking and behavior, a lack of empathy and consideration for other people, and an excessive need for admiration. Others often describe people with NPD as cocky, manipulative, selfish, patronizing, and demanding. He is mentally ill and maladjusted. If he wasn't such a despicable, filthy mouthed, hateful liar  I would feel sorry for him. Because of who he is, I despise everything he stands for and is. His eventual demise will be a relief to all who have had the displeasure of ever encountering him.