"Boober Eats"

A Portland, Oregon Strip Club, the Lucky Devil Lounge, was closed by the Governor's order to shut-down food establishments with on-site service.

However the Governor's order permits delivery-orders of food.

"And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden's newest business: Boober Eats.  The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media.  When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential.

Thus was born Boober Eats.

Details at Oregon Live .

Not sure how well that's gonna work, it's 45 degrees and raining in Portland, and it won't be warm for several weeks.

Maybe that entrepreneur should try offering lap dances at a six-foot distance instead.

One stripper dances on the other stripper's lap while the customer watches from six feet away?  LOL!

I can believe anybody would be so desperate as to pay for a service like this.

That's one way it could be done. But due to social distancing guidelines, both strippers would have to wear hazmat suits.