Brazilian

Greetings!

 

I'm headed to Vegas this week. Do you know anyone who will travel to my strip hotel room to provide a Brazilian wax service?

Damn, if I was in town I'd be all over that, Ellen. Maybe drmilled or the boil guy would make a special trip, considering how much they're in lust with you....

Brazil Nut Wash and Wax

Outcall, Incall

"We Will Rub You the Right Way"

 

Originally posted by: EllenMonster

Greetings!

 

I'm headed to Vegas this week. Do you know anyone who will travel to my strip hotel room to provide a Brazilian wax service?


 Stephen Miller is available. 


Most anything is available if the money is right.  

 

I learned what a Brazilian was from "Sex And the City."  Ouch!  Good luck with yours.

I rarely participate in the name calling and b.s. on this board.  So why was my post removed?  If Mark can say Stephen Miller is available why can't I suggest his boss who is fond of that area of the anatomy? 

Originally posted by: Rosemarie

I rarely participate in the name calling and b.s. on this board.  So why was my post removed?  If Mark can say Stephen Miller is available why can't I suggest his boss who is fond of that area of the anatomy? 


I suspect it falls under the new vulgarity rule. The problem is Trump is vulgar on a daily basis and if you accurately quote him it is vulgar. PJ's pic of the guy sticking a bottle of bleach up his butt got deleted the other day even though it doesn't show anything graphic. 

Mark posts:  "PJ's pic of the guy sticking a bottle of bleach up his butt got deleted the other day even though it doesn't show anything graphic."

 

So, . . . poor old DonDiego, who up until now had never associated the words "bleach" and "butt" together, . . . thinks: "What the Hell is that all about . . .?"

 

A bit of online searching reveals "anal bleaching" is a thing ! ! !

Ref: Anal Bleaching Guide

 

It is truly amazing what one can learn right here on the LVA message boards !

 

[For the record poor old DonDiego intends to probe this topic no further.]

True it was vulgar.   Even more true it was awesome.

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