Breaking news! Norway wants to buy America!

You heard it here first.  Check out the link.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7TGgZLagow&list=RDy7TGgZLagow&start_radio=1

And if Trump doesn't sell, Norway will send an ARMADA!

 

Hey, those Norwegians are tough! I remember when they hosted the Winter Olympics, and all the spectators hiked uphill two miles in the snow, laughing and singing. They're all six feet tall and blonde. Better watch out, world, if they decide to take up viking again. They might raid Washington and strip out Trump's gold throne room.

Edited on Feb 1, 2026 6:12pm
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