As a confirmed amateur criminologist, perhaps DonDiego can suppy the details of the crime:
The alleged offense was committed by Professor Plum with a lead pipe in the Billiard Room.
notes:
item i: In DonDiego's defense, it's as good a guess as anyone else's, . . . pertaining to a crime committed in an unidentified year in an unidentified location.
item ii-a: The crime of rape has no statute of limitations in the State of Maryland, assuming Dr. Ford can identify the State with certainty. Hmm, . . . why would she wait until 2018 to suddenly seek justice?
item ii-b: DonDiego supposes the risk of conviction to Judge Kavanaugh in an actual Court of Law is minimal to zero; see item i, above.
Examples of interrogation of Judge Kavanaugh:
__Prosecutor: "Judge Kavanaugh, please tell the Court where you were in the 'Summer of 1982', . . . or sometime around the 'Summer of 1982', . . . or some other time."
__Prosecutor: "Judge Kavanaugh, please tell the Court if you were ever 'in a house' at that time, possibly in a Maryland suburb, . . .or somewhere else."
__Example of Prosecutor's summation:
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, in all good conscience you must find this man Guilty of this heinous crime committed at an unknown time in an unknown location !"