Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

From the Babylon Bee - https://babylonbee.com/news/new-chicago-mayor-warns-that-if-local-walmart-locations-close-people-will-have-fewer-places-to-shoplift

David fails to recognize satire. I am not suprised.

  Boy are you obtuse. I have posted several Babylon Bee articles in the past and, for those like you, I did state that the articles were satire. I guess that in the future I will have to be sure to state that the Babylon Bee articles I post are satire. How does it feel to out yourself as a fool?