When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
The flu has to get Chuck Norris shots every year.
When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please."
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris plays keno, he gets 12 out of 10.
When Chuck Norris plays slots, he hits the top jackpot, and the machine orders him a pizza, turns into a robot, and gives him a Swedish massage.
When Chuck Norris plays blackjack, he shows his Ace and asks the dealer and the other players if they want to buy Insurance.
When Chuck Norris plays craps and is the shooter, the dice ask him what number he wants.
When Chuck Norris bets on sports, the book just pays him right then and there, because they now know who's going to win.
When Chuck Norris plays roulette, the ball asks him which slot it should land in.
When Chuck Norris plays video poker, he gets dealt a royal flush, he throws it away, and he gets a royal in a different suit.
When Chuck Norris joins the players' club, they award him 10 billion points and the title deed to the casino.
When Chuck Norris parks at Caesars, they pay him $30.
When Chuck Norris gambles at a Strip casino, he loses his ass. No one, not even Chuck Norris, can win there.
There is some great material here, thanks for sharing! We loved watching him in Walker Texas Ranger.
