Come One Come All Get Your Trump Sneakers Only $399

Those are some damn ugly shoes. I am sure they are the finest China has to offer. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/trump-launches-sneaker-line-rcna139334

I wonder how many pairs David Miller, Tom and Boiler are gonna buy?  I also suggest they pick up the new Trump cologne at $99 a bottle which is guaranteed to cover up the stench of the smelliest 💩 filled adult diaper. 

Mark, you're not thinking a la Trump. Those used diapers are going for $999 each on Amazon. (Dozens become available every week, so MAGAs, you still have time! Place your order now! Next day shipping only $200!)

David Miller buys them out as soon as they come back in stock.  He covers his living room floor with them, takes his clothes off and rolls around in them until he is completely saturated with Trump stench.

   I really enjoy living in Mark's head but the bullshit it is filled with is difficult to avoid  - but I guess it is the price one must pay when dealing with a lying liberal who suffers from TDS.

Well, nobody gives a shit about a nasty old MAGA moron who buys a shit.

Trump will have to step up his used diaper production if he wants to pay his legal bills and fines. Even at $999 each, that's still 355,000 diapers! Melania's going to have to be on the job day and night.

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The younger conservatives say they are a must buy if you are looking to land a conservative girlfriend with a feminine penis. But that still makes for 100% effective birth control. 

Jesus, those things are ugly! I must admit, though, that something that ugly is a perfect representation of Trump.

100% guarantee you will never see Donald wearing them.

You know, neither Nixon nor Reagan nor Bush Sr nor Bush Jr sold merchandise (Mr. Haney did, though).  They never sold photos of themselves made up to look like superheroes.  They never sent out mailers begging for money.  Hell, Nixon didn't even accuse anyone of a witch hunt.