The price of omelets went up by a buck at my favorite breakfast place. The waitress said it was because the cost of eggs had gone up.
I wanted to find out why, so I searched Facebook, that bottomless reservoir of absolute truthy truth and facty facts. There, I was shocked to learn that liberal radical radical liberal woke farmers are teaching Critical Egg Theory to their chickens, and they're laying transgender eggs!!!
Well, no wonder, I thought! And of course, it's all Biden's fault!!
I'd like to thank David Miller for bringing this to my attention.