But don't worry! EDS is NOT contagious! Many of you are deliberately ignoring David's flood of stinky posts because you don't want to grant him the attention he so desperately craves. You also have no desire to get screamed at, insulted, and called a liar, WHICH IS THE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN RESULT OF RESPONDING TO A DAVEY DIARRHEA POST. However...
Think of the neighborhood children in David's town of Bum Fuck. When David's sitting in his mommy's basement, furiously pounding away on his keyboard, the local kids are safe. Isn't that worth it? Let's keep him stimulated, and by so doing, do our small part to reduce the incidence of pedophilia and indecent exposure.