Davey Dog is my bitch

I recently remarked that David's response when someone replies to one of his nonsense and refutes and schools him is to re-post the same link. This is how he admits that he has nothing to support whatever claim he's making.

 

His response to that was to re-post every link in every thread where someone responded. Again. He's thinking, "Ha ha ha, I'll show HIM! I'll post my links over and over and over!!!!!" So I just told him to do it again. And again. And again. Which he will. Because he's my bitch.

 

Why do I bother, you might ask? Because while he's in his mommy's basement, furiously posting away in response to my commands, the neighborhood kids are safe. Who knows what awful things the Sink might be preventing?

 

So I'm happy to serve as David's master and therapist.

Let me get this straight.  I can only assume that Kevin is looking for a bitch.

Originally posted by: Boilerman

Let me get this straight.  I can only assume that Kevin is looking for a bitch.


 Everyone knows who the real "bitch" is...

Originally posted by: Boilerman

Let me get this straight.  I can only assume that Kevin is looking for a bitch.


Don't need to. Got one. So far today, Davey Dog has faithfully followed ten out of ten of my orders.

 

I really doubted whether he could be housebroken. What about you? Are you as easily controlled?

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