David Miller After Watching The January 6th Hearings

This is how they found him the morning after. Now that is what I call rock bottom. 

I don't think he got much of a chance to watch the hearings; he was getting ass-drilled in Vegas at the time. And he learned just what happens when the shooter sevens out, the dealer scoops up all your chips, and you scream at him that he's a traitor who is ruining America.

And when he got home, he turned on Fox News for a recap, but found that they weren't even acknowledging that the hearings were taking place. So he finally checked it out on Facebook and was reassured to learn that IT WUZ ALL FAKE NOOZE.

I'm really surprised that he hasn't "shared" one of those Facebook videos with us (labeled, of course, "DA TROOTY TROOT!!!!!"). Maybe that rectal reaming he received took the wind out of him.