David Miller needs.....

........?           

Something to make him less desperately unhappy. He wouldn't be quite as much of an asshole if he had some actual amusement. Human companionship mighr be unachievable at this point...but maybe a dog?

 

I mean, yeah, he'd eventually try to have sex with it and/or kill and eat it, but hey, there are lots of 'em at the shelter.

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