Denmark Becomes First Country To Tax Farting Animals

You're next.  Your carbon and methane footprint is a liability to planet Earth.

I propose liberals should back up their crazy notions and develop a methane reclaimer the true believers can mount on their port side gas emitters that attaches to their face masks for reclamation and rebreathing of their soy kale emissions.  It's for the good of all that they take the initiative and save the planet before 2100.

In addition, for the truly devoted such as Kevin Lewis and MaxFlavor, as they seem like the types to further assist in the 1.5* limits, they should develop the Methane And Gas Adapter, possibly known as M.A.G.A. which they can carry around to assist those non-believers and rednecks (not always the same) with their methane emissions and suck up and filter the sweet gasses so they aren't contributing to the warming of the earth.

In vegas we do something very similar. If your dog takes a crap in a public area and you don't pick it up, you get fined. 

Now look up "externalities," Indigo. Maybe today is the day you learn something.

Back in the 70s I remember people saying if the government could, it would tax the air we breathe.  That day has come.

Wow, a joke that was old 50 years ago is your version of wit. Sad.

You really have no understanding of what externalities are, do you? Or why people/companies should pay for the negative externalities they create, and rewarded for the positive ones? Is that concept utterly beyond you, because you label it as "liberal thinking" and dismiss it rather than thinking about it? Because what you're farting sure sounds like that to me.

 Imagine if the hot air that DemocRats produce could be harnessed - all across America energy bills would immediately be halved.

David, I have no reason to believe that you even dimly understand the concept of externalities. The grownups are talking.

Grownups?  This from the party that saws off body parts and makes up genders?  lol!  More like a clown car full of pedos.

Lookie it is Aaron's "girlfriend".

Yeah, grownups, Iggo. Industries that pollute should pay for the harm said pollution does. It's not a new concept. Farm animals produce methane emissions. Methane emissions are harmful.

DUHHH.