Disgruntled Tesla Owners

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How many Teslas do you own David?

Originally posted by: Mark

How many Teslas do you own David?


Awww, give poor Davey Dog a break. For the last couple of years, he's been going out in the back yard and pounding his fist in frustration: Trump promised him a Tesla in return for daily oral sex and now Trump told him that the deal's off--because Elon sucks so much better than David.

 

It's hilarious that David thinks that only liberals are pissed off at what Elon's doing to our country.

The only people who bought Teslas where rich, environment conscious liberals primarily in California.

Those are the people Elon  throws feces at on his Twitter page each day.     

 

If I was a shareholder of Tesla I'd file a class action lawsuit for my stock losses.    Dont be surprised if that happens.

 

It takes a special kind of business ignorance  to antagonize your own customers.

Edited on Mar 28, 2025 8:23am

Originally posted by: PJ Stroh

The only people who bought Teslas where rich, environment conscious liberals primarily in California.

Those are the people Elon  throws feces at on his Twitter page each day.     

 

If I was a shareholder of Tesla I'd file a class action lawsuit for my stock losses.    Dont be surprised if that happens.

 

It takes a special kind of business ignorance  to antagonize your own customers.


I suppose Elon doesn't care any more about running a viable business, now that he has complete license to loot the government's coffers. He already has "efficiency" programs going that will put an estimated $150 billion in his pocket. Next to that, Tesla is chump change.

 

Is there ANY check on Elon's behavior, other than temporary delays imposed on him by the courts? Are Americans happy with this foreigner fucking with their lives and livelihoods? And how long until someone takes a potshot at his smarmy, grinning face?

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