Doctor in the House?

Has anyone seen Trapper Tom, M.D. ?   We need a medical diagnosis right away!

Mitch McConnel is escorted off stage after going silent for 30 seconds.

Gee whiz, that sure sounds like definitive Alzheimers.   Maybe he should step down and allow  the Democrat governor of Kentucky to replace him.  I'm sure Trapper Tom M.D. will agree.     Cause Tom is an expert on that kind of thing   and we all know he's not some full of shit know-nothing-hypocrite.

Well, let's all make fun of him. After all, isn't that what people do with senate stroke patients?

Let me guess,"brain dead" McConnel.  

Let's see,you have one instance here with McConnel - and -you have literally hundreds of instances with your "President" Biden; which one would really qualify as "brain dead"? The answer is obvious.

None, since brain dead = actually dead, as in, not moving or breathing.

Well, first let's give Doctor Tom time to watch several thousand hours of doctored Mitch videos. After three years of virtually stalking Biden 24/7, he's got a lot of catching up to do before he can render his diagnosis.

allow the Democrat governor of Kentucky to replace him.

Actually the Ky legislature picks the replacement.  Try to keep up.

McConnell will likely retire soon

Come on Dr. Tom!  You are so free at providing medical diagnosis for others; you mean, you can't provide expert medical analysis here?  I was sure you were Board Certified in long range mental diagnosis--or in mental telepathy, or something.  

I notice that you weaseled away from explaining why you think you have any medical knowledge.

Actually you know even less about KY law than you do about medicine.    maybe you need a cognitive checkup yourself.

The Kentucky governor appoints Senator if a vacancy arises