Donny No-Show Cancels Next Debate

Good news gang! Instead of the debate on the 15th, Joe Biden will be having a nationally televised town hall.

And when Joe aquits himself well, the Trump side can make claims about hidden earphones, leaked questions, performance enhancing drugs, and so on.

So everyone gets to participate!

Same place and audience as was originally intended for the debate? If so, it should be interesting, not to mention civil and coherent. Nobody's going to be interrupting Biden. And nobody orange will be on stage, unless Ollie the Orangutan from the Miami Zoo makes a guest appearance.